Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Finding the ideal husband. And about buying a new house in Forbes Park and a Jaguar XJ.



Someone forwarded a story to me sometime back. 

When I read it, I really had a good laugh. So I thought I'd re-share it with you today. 

Wherever you are in the world this week, we hope you're having a wonderful time and living a Travelife.

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THE IDEAL HUSBAND

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man picks it up. He puts it on the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk.

Everyone else in the room stops to listen to his conversation on speaker phone.

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MAN:    "Hello?"

WOMAN:  "Hi honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN:    "Yes."

WOMAN:  "I'm at a shop now and I found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it okay if I buy it?"



MAN:    "Sure, go ahead. If you like it that much."

WOMAN:  "Oh, and I also stopped by the Jaguar dealer on the way here and I saw the new Jaguar XJ. I really liked it."

MAN:    "How much?"

WOMAN:  "$200,000, VAT included."




MAN:    "Okay. But for that price I want it loaded with all the options. Medium tint on the windows, please."

WOMAN:  "Great. Oh, and one more thing. I was just talking to Jane, and she told me that the house I wanted last year in Forbes Park is back on the market. They're asking $5,000,000 for it."

MAN:    "Well then go ahead and make an offer of $4,500,000. They'll probably take it. If not, we can go the extra $300,000 if it's what you really want."



WOMAN:  "Okay. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"
MAN:    "'Bye! I love you too."

The man hangs up.  



By then, the other men in the locker room are staring at him in complete astonishment, mouths wide open. 

He then slowly turns to them and asks:  "Anyone know whose phone this is?"

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